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A Little Wisdom


  • Brevity is the soul of wit...but one sentence term papers will probably get you an “F”.
  • A stitch in time saves nine...but a stapler’s a lot faster.
  • Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours...but next time, Let’s stay out of the poison ivy.
  • Nero fiddled while Rome burned...but he still didn’t land a recording contract.
  • Paddle your own canoe...but take it out of the bathtub When you’re done.
  • Opportunity knocks but once. It’s the Avon lady who keeps on ringing the doorbell.
  • Look before you leap...especially if the pool was just drained.
  • Make hay while the sun shines. You could hurt yourself swinging a pitchfork in the dark.
  • Rats desert a sinking ship...and immediately change travel agents.
  • It’s always darkest before the dawn. ...especially if you’re in bed with your eyes shut.
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away...unless you accidentally choke on the core.
  • After the feast comes the reckoning...and the bill.
  • Don’t build castles in the air. How will the mail man get to you?
  • Don’t change horses in midstream. Don’t try to jet ski with one either.
  • Let the chips fall where they may. But don’t let the dip land on the carpet.
  • Leave no stone unturned....but enough about my biscuits.

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