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A Little Wisdom
THE CAFETERIA LADY’S
WISDOM FOR THE AGES
- Brevity is the soul of wit...but one sentence term papers will probably get you an “F”.
- A stitch in time saves nine...but a stapler’s a lot faster.
- Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours...but next time, Let’s stay out of the poison ivy.
- Nero fiddled while Rome burned...but he still didn’t land a recording contract.
- Paddle your own canoe...but take it out of the bathtub When you’re done.
- Opportunity knocks but once. It’s the Avon lady who keeps on ringing the doorbell.
- Look before you leap...especially if the pool was just drained.
- Make hay while the sun shines. You could hurt yourself swinging a pitchfork in the dark.
- Rats desert a sinking ship...and immediately change travel agents.
- It’s always darkest before the dawn. ...especially if you’re in bed with your eyes shut.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away...unless you accidentally choke on the core.
- After the feast comes the reckoning...and the bill.
- Don’t build castles in the air. How will the mail man get to you?
- Don’t change horses in midstream. Don’t try to jet ski with one either.
- Let the chips fall where they may. But don’t let the dip land on the carpet.
- Leave no stone unturned....but enough about my biscuits.
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