THE CAFETERIA LADY -- COMING TO A SCHOOL CAFETERIA NEAR YOU!
Thatâ€™s right! The Cafeteria Lady
is on a mission from...Tums. Well, not really. But she is going to visit one school in each state in the union to see which state has the BEST cafeteria food.
Students from all over the country have been writing in to ask Martha Bolton (writer of the Cafeteria Lady column) to visit their school cafeteria and sample
the daily specials. At the end of the tour, Martha, and any paramedics who had to be consulted during the taste tests, will determine which school
has the tastiest, most edible, and best cafeteria food in America!
Hereâ€™s what others had to say about Marthaâ€™s column:
"I read your column every month and I have almost killed myself laughing many times! You really should put disclaimers on some of those! Something along the lines
of 'Warning! Do not read while drinking orange juice!" --J. P., Canada
"I was laughing so hard I was crying and hyperventilating. God bless you, and keep up the good work." --D. O.
If you'd like the Cafeteria Lady to visit your school, write to: email@example.com.
Letters to the Cafeteria Lady can be written to TheCafeteriaLady@marthabolton.com.
Catch the Cafeteria Lady every month in SUSIE MAGAZINE
Cafeteria Lady illustrations created Pat Binder.