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Public Service Announcement

YOU KNOW YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO WHEN...

• resetting a bone involves duct tape.
• for a second opinion, they refer you to last week's episode of ER.
• their EKG machine bears a striking resemblance to an Etch A Sketch.
• their IV solution looks an awful lot like Kool-Aid.
• they get their X-rays developed at Walgreen's.
• they recycle their tongue depressor.
• you get a discount if you make up your own hospital bed.
• their ambulance rents itself out as an airport shuttle on the off-hours.
• their thermometer reads to 400 degrees and tastes an awful lot like turkey.

 ...Martha Bolton
from Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? (Bethany House Publishers)

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