 "Cafeteria Lady’s Quotes"
“I regret that I have only one life to give for my lasagna.”
“It’s always darkest before the smoke alarm goes off.”
“Hope for the best, but prepare for dinner.”
“When the meatloaf explodes, it’s done.”
“The eyes are bigger than the stomach. And so are my dumplings.”
“You can’t have my cake and hide it, too.”
“The only thing we have to fear is my liver casserole.”
“Dinner’s done. Call 911.”
“Rolaids--they’re not just for breakfast anymore.”
“If you can’t stand the smoke, get out of my kitchen.”
“If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, put it back in the oven and cook it a little longer.”
“If the pasta wiggles, don’t eat it.”
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